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xmas! (stolen from mummy) wheeek [11.20.06 - 12.34pm] [ music | depeche mode - home ] mummy? what is p0rn? Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Wednesday I put money in thespirit3's expired parking meter (14 points). In April I bought porn for cha0s999 (10 points). In March I broke dollifer's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for __squirt__ (-10 points). Last Friday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Overall, I've been nice (702 points). For Christmas I deserve a Wii! Sincerely, pippin_piggy Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username: Post Comment

Squeeking hell! [4.1.06 - 11.36pm] [ mood | surprised ] well it's been a while I must say! Gosh time flies by when you eat poops! I swear there are chemicals in my poopies that make me high & hallucinate! lots have happened here though,which of most you can read in my mummy's lj ;) but I do like to point out 2 new arrivals in our big cage: muse: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/poepgat/musefeb06004.jpg and Sir billy-bob Casanova unfortunatly we've lost fluffy,mummy's spectre insect :( not that i've ever seen her ,but I hate seeing mummy sad. and here's me chilling out in the sun: I hope it'll be warm soon as I love it when mummy takes us all out to the park to grase as long as we like ^^ Even stupid dogs don't scare me,I bet you I'll win if they have a go at me :P >:) I'm still in love with Bing <3 but he's neglecting me coz he got a cute new brov Frankie. chewie really fancies him hehe she loves toyboys :P Anyway I feel some poops coming up so I'm gonna chill & shnack for a bit. Love to all my fellow piggies!! keep enslaving those hu-mans! xxxxx *lick* Read 5 - Post Comment

Out of the deepest depths! [1.23.06 - 5.48pm] Small Animal Survey!!! What kind of small animal are you? Cavy! (guinea pig) How old are you? almost 1 Where did your owner get you? pet's place Do you have any other animal friends living with you? oh yes,my 2 cagemates grannie & chewie,and my mummy ownes a hamster,30 stick insects and a spectre insect ^^ If so, what kinds of animals? see above Whats your favorite food? cucumber,spring greens,fresh grass,fresh dandylions & celery Do you like to be held? oh yes I love cuddling and falling asleep on mummy. Do you poop and pee a lot? yup. esp if i'm near a hu-man :D Do you love your owners? yes,very much! Are you overweight? no altho my mummy likes to call me a fat pig haha Do you like to get baths? I don't mind but I don't love 'm either Have you ever?????? Have you ever bitten your owner? yes! when she gets on my nerves If so, why? see above Have you ever met another animal like you? yes my 2 cage mates are cavies Have you ever pee'd on you owner? haha sometimes,but mostly I go bk to my cage if I need to pee Have you ever been outside? yes,my mummy takes me to the park with warm weather Have you ever eaten grass? d'oh CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Read 2 - Post Comment

Meet grannie! [8.10.05 - 7.09pm] [ mood | sleepy ] mommie got another piggie. sheesh b4 i no it i'll be forgotten *snif* i don't like this piggie much as she bit me poo. altho we r startibng to play a bit now i still think she's a silly grumpy ol' thing. mommie really likes her tho. *shrug* being the youngest sux but then again i can get away with murder teehee. here are some silly pigtures og Grannie,she's 5+ and was abondoned 2 yrs ago and left at the shelter. her imitation of Bing's 'ahhh paparazi!' grannie being a big baby after her bath 'arg my front legs stopped working!' apart from that i'm still ill. got 2 weird lumps under my chin. but mommie's gonna get me to the piggie dr soon. ah well at least she spoils me even more now! heehee *wheek!* Read 3 - Post Comment

I am not a Gerbil,I am not a Hamster,I am not a Rat,I am not a Ferret,I am not a Chinchilla..etc [6.1.05 - 11.57am] [ mood | bouncy ] hi fellow cyberpiggies & their Slaves (hu-mans) haven't been able to hop onto the keyboard and plan world domination through LJ for a while coz mummy keeps hogging the devices I need to do so. Plus I've been occupied myself as I have a new friend in my home,which is good as now my home doesn't feel so empty with just little ol' me in it (tho mummy rekons i'm getting fat ~ ha! have you seen HER fat arse?! :P ) Her name is Chewie,which I think is a cute name. her second name is somewhat difficult; wachiwa which means (according to mummy) 'dancing girl' in lakota sioux,which is a breed of hu-mans far away from here. i've seen her chew loads but haven't seen her dance as yet. She was taken from a shelter by mummy coz her previous master dumped her there :( how could they?!! but i'm quite glad otherwise i'd never've met my wonderful friend. I love her dearly. <3 Now I know why mummy called her Chewie ^^ ( +3 ) Post Comment

[4.18.05 - 5.15pm] [ mood | bouncy ] it's been an exciting day today. it started off my chasing off Shelob out of my mummy's cage. It was following her around so I chattered my teeth and grunted. It fled out of the window >:) Feeling all tough I attacked my crunchie stick. *roar* take that you ugly brute It stood no chance whatsoever as I'm super pig XD ( Then we wandered outside into the Sunshine where I was treated to my favourite shnack ) Read 4 - Post Comment

give it a jumper! [4.10.05 - 10.52pm] [ mood | curious ] [ music | airforce one ] I think my mummy has fallen in love with hairless cavies. heehee,they look silly. but i think mummy's determinded to get one. (squ)eek! she also changed the background here. i like it,except for those silly nekkid ones. they must be so embarassed and cold. Read 5 - Post Comment

silly notions [4.5.05 - 7.18pm] [ mood | curious ] I started the day with nice cuddles by mommy. look that's my mommy,she looks scruffy in the morning. then I was all happy and started popcorning. my mommy finally found out that guinea pigs do this when happy. it's like short hop in the air like popping corn. so now she no longer thinks i'm crazy. then mommy brought me lots of dandelions YUM and when i finished that she said it had turned me gothic! what is that? Read 1 - Post Comment

and a new life came to be [4.4.05 - 9.10pm] [ mood | sleepy ] I woke up rather tired per usual. my mommy got me out and decided to blind me with her ,what she calls,a camera. but i have to say Some of the pictures came out rather nice. my mommy says i'm a real supermodel. humans are weird. teehee. Spend most of the time eating poopy snacks (which my mommy finds rather disgusting) and sleeping while mommy abused my eyes with flashes. *sighs* it's out of love she says...i'll just hsve to take her word for it. ( mommy's love babies ) Read 6 - Post Comment

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